i’d like to file a complaint.
as i am a proclaimed non-believer,
this may confuse you.
the thing is, you exist whether i like it or not.
maybe not the way it says
in a dozen or so Holy books,
but you exist in the hearts and minds of your followers.
an idea exists, correct?—so there you are.
here’s my complaint:
some of your followers are nuts.
and i mean, really off the deep end.
they seem to believe
that you’re waiting
behindevery last streetcorner
ready to POUNCE and unleash your almighty wrath
on the most naïve of litterers.
now, GOD, if you’ll excuse me for taking liberties here,
you seem like a pretty nice guy.
i’m sure you’re fine with people being in love, enjoying themselves, all of that.
as long as they aren’t bastards(and there really isn’t a better word)to other people.
am i close, at least?
now, i understand the need for some kind of punishment
for those who are bastards. (and we both know they exist)
but, let’s face it—
some of said bastards
happen to be
your loudest followers.
and they use your words
to defend their
GOD, i know i’m a non-believer and all, but
isn’t there SOMETHING
you can do about this?